aduhm:

after he finishes on your chest

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nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults

(Source: nosdrinker, via trust)

no:

thinkin bout drake.. wonderin what he up to. hope he ok

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caloriq:

me: it’s too hot
me: *opens window*
*in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*

(via amortizing)

caloriq:

What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like “here are 7 other singles that watched Supernatural for 8 hours straight”

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